The continued romantic adventures of England's greatest spy with a newly arrived adversary from France, the murderous Black Tulip
The Pink Carnation, history’s most elusive spy and England’s only hope for preventing a Napoleonic invasion, returns in Lauren Willig’s dazzling imaginative new historical romance. The Masque of the Black Tulip opens with the murder of a courier from the London War Office, his confidential dispatch for the Pink Carnation stolen. Meanwhile, the Black Tulip, France’s deadliest spy, is in England with instructions to track down and kill the Pink Carnation. Only Henrietta Uppington and Miles Dorrington know where the Pink Carnation is stationed. Using a secret code book, Henrietta has deciphered a message detailing the threat of the Black Tulip. Meanwhile, the War Office has enlisted Miles to track down the notorious French spy before he (or she) can finish the deadly mission. But what Henrietta and Miles don’t know is that while they are trying to find the Black Tulip (and possibly falling in love), the Black Tulip is watching them.
Chapter One
London, England, 2003
I bit my lip on an “Are we there yet?”
If ever silence was the better part of valor, now was the time.
Palpable waves of annoyance emerged from the man beside
me, thick enough to constitute an extra presence in the car.
Under the guise of inspecting my fingernails, I snuck another
glance sideways at my car mate. From that level, all I could
see was a pair of hands tense on the steering wheel. They
were tanned and callused against the brown corduroy cuffs
of his jacket, with a .ne dusting of blond hairs outlined by
the late-afternoon sun, and the white scar of an old cut
showing against the darker skin on his left hand. Large
hands. Capable hands. Right now he was probably imagining
them clasped around my neck.
And I don’t mean in an amorous embrace.
I had not been part of Mr. Colin Selwick’s weekend plans. I
was the fly in his ointment, the rain on his parade. The fact
that it was a very attractive parade and that I was very single
at the moment was entirely beside the point.
If you’re wondering what I was doing in a car bound for
parts unknown with a relative stranger who would have
liked nothing better than to drop me in a ditch—well, I’d like
to say, so was I. But I knew exactly what I was doing. It all
came down to, in a word, archives.
Admittedly, archives aren’t usually a thing to set one’s blood
pounding, but they do when you’re a fifth-year graduate
student in pursuit of a dissertation, and your advisor has
begun making ominous noises about conferences and job
talks and the nasty things that happen to attenuated graduate
students who haven’t produced a pile of paper by their tenth
year. From what I understand, they’re quietly shuf.ed out of
the Harvard history department by dead of night and fed to a
relentless horde of academic-eating crocodiles. Or they wind
up at law school. Either way, the point was clear. I had to
rack up some primary sources, and I had to do it soon,
before the crocodiles started getting restless.
There was a teensy little added incentive involved. The
incentive had dark hair and brown eyes, and occupied an
assistant professorship in the Gov department. His name was
Grant.
I have, I realize, left out his most notable characteristic. He
was a cheating slime. I say that entirely dispassionately.
Anyone would agree that smooching a first-year grad
student—during my department’s Christmas party, which
he attended at my invitation—is indisputable evidence of
cheating slimedom.
All in all, there had never been a better time to conduct
research abroad.
I didn’t include the bit about Grant in my grant application.
There is a certain amount of irony in that, isn’t there?
Grant...grant.... The fact that I found that grimly amusing
just goes to show the pathetic state to which I had been
reduced.
But if modern manhood had let me down, at least the past
boasted brighter specimens. To wit, the Scarlet Pimpernel,
the Purple Gentian, and the Pink Carnation, that dashing
trio of spies who kept Napoleon in a froth of rage and the
feminine population of England in another sort of froth
entirely.
Of course, when I presented my grant proposal to my
advisor, I left out any references to evil exes and the aesthetic
properties of knee breeches. Instead, I spoke seriously about
the impact of England’s aristocratic agents on the conduct of
the war with France, their influence on parliamentary
politics, and the deeper cultural implications of espionage as
a gendered construct.
But my real mission had little to do with Parliament or even
the Pimpernel. I was after the Pink Carnation, the one spy
who had never been unmasked. The Scarlet Pimpernel,
immortalized by the Baroness Orczy, was known the world
over as Sir Percy Blakeney, Baronet, possessor of a wide array
of quizzing glasses and the most impeccably tied cravat in
London. His less-known successor, the Purple Gentian, had
carried on quite successfully for a number of years until he,
too, had been undone by love, and blazoned before the
international press as Lord Richard Selwick, dashing rake
about town. The Pink Carnation remained a mystery, to the
French and scholars alike.
But not to me.
I wish I could boast that I had cracked a code, or deciphered
an ancient text, or tracked an incomprehensible map to a
hidden cache of papers. In fact, it was pure serendipity,
disguised in the form of an elderly descendant of the Purple
Gentian. Mrs. Selwick-Alderly had made me free of both her
home and a vast collection of family papers. She didn’t even
ask for my firstborn child in return, which I understand is
frequently the case with fairy godmothers in these sorts of
situations.
The only drawback to this felicitous arrangement was Mrs.
Selwick-Alderly’s nephew, current owner of Selwick Hall,
and self-appointed guardian of the family heritage. His
name? Mr. Colin Selwick.
Yes, that Colin Selwick.
To say that Colin had been less than pleased at seeing me
going through his aunt’s papers would have been rather like
saying that Henry VIII didn’t have much luck with
matrimony. If decapitations were still considered a valid way
of settling domestic problems, my head would have been the
first on his block.
Under the influence of either my charming personality or a
stern talking-to from his aunt (I suspected the latter), Colin
had begun to thaw to nearly human behavior. I must say, it
was an impressive process. When he wasn’t snapping insults
at me, he had the sort of crinkly-eyed smile that made movie
theaters full of women heave a collective sigh. If you liked the
big, blond, sporting type. Personally, I went more for tall,
dark, and intellectual myself.
Not that it was an issue. Any rapport we might have
developed had rapidly disintegrated when Mrs.
Selwick-Alderly suggested that Colin give me access to the
family archives at Selwick Hall for the weekend.
Suggested is putting it a bit mildly. Railroaded
would be more to the point. The traffic gods hadn’t done
anything to help the situation. I had given up trying to make
small talk somewhere along the A-23, where there had been
an epic traffic jam involving a stalled-out car, an overturned
lorry, and a tow truck that reached the scene of the crime
and promptly broke down out of sympathy.
I cast another surreptitious glance in Colin’s direction.
“Would you stop looking at me like you’re Red Riding Hood
and I’m the wolf?”
Maybe it hadn’t been all that surreptitious.
“Why, Grandmother, what big archives you have?” As an
attempt at humor, it lacked something, but given that it was
the first time my vocal cords had had any exercise over the
past two hours, I was reasonably pleased with the result.
“Do you ever think about anything else?” asked Colin. It was
the sort of question that from anyone else I would have
construed as an invitation to flirtation. From Colin, it just
sounded exasperated.
“Not with a dissertation deadline looming.”
“We,” he pronounced ominously, “still have to discuss what
exactly is going to go into your dissertation.”
“Mmmph,” I said enigmatically. He had already made his
feelings on that clear, and I saw no point in giving him the
opportunity to reiterate them. Less discussed, more easily
ignored. It was time to change the subject. “Wine gum?”
Colin emitted a choked noise that might have been a laugh if
allowed to grow up. His eyes met mine in the rearview
mirror in an expression that might have been, “I like your
nerve,” or might have been “Oh, God, who let this lunatic
loose in my car and where can I dump her?”
All he actually said was “Thanks,” and held out one large
hand, palm up.
In the spirit of entente, I passed over the orange and .ipped a
red one into his palm. Popping the despised orange into my
own mouth, I sucked it meditatively, trying to think of a
conversational gambit that wouldn’t touch on forbidden
topics.
Colin did it for me. “If you look to your left,” he said, “you
should be able to see the house.”
I caught a brief, tantalizing glimpse of crenellated
battlements looming above the trees like a lost set from a
Frankenstein movie before the car swung around a curve,
bringing us into full view of the house. Built of a
creamy-colored stone, the house was what the papers might
call “a stately pile,” a square central section with the usual
classical adornments, with a smaller wing sticking out on
either side of the central block. It was a perfectly normal
eighteenth-century gentle-man’s residence, and exactly what
one would expect the Purple Gentian to have lived in. There
were no battlements.
The car scraped to a halt in the circle of gravel that fronted
the entrance. Not waiting to see if he was going to open the
door for me, I grabbed the oversized tote in which I had
crammed two days’ worth of weekend wear, and scrambled
out of the door of the car before Colin could reach it,
determined to be as obliging as possible.
My heels crunched on the gravel as I followed Colin to the
house, the little pebbles doing nasty things to the leather of
my stacked loafers. One would have expected assorted staff
to be lining the halls, but instead the front hall was decidedly
empty as Colin stepped aside to allow me in. The door
snapped shut with a distinctly ominous clang.
“You can just take me to the library and then forget all about
me,” I suggested helpfully. “You won’t even know I’m here.”
“Were you planning to sleep in the library?” he inquired with
some amusement, his eyes going to the overnight bag on my
arm.
“Um . . . I hadn’t really thought about it. I can sleep
wherever.”
“Indeed.”
I could feel my face flaring with light like a high school fire
alarm, and rapidly tried to ameliorate the situation. “What I
mean is, I’m easy.”
Urgh. Worser and worser, as Alice might say. There are times
when I shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without a
muzzle.
“Easy to have as a houseguest, I mean,” I specified in a
strangled voice, hoisting my bag farther up on my shoulder.
“I think the hospitality of Selwick Hall can stretch to
providing you a bed,” commented Colin dryly, leading the
way up a flight of stairs tucked away to one side of the hall.
“That’s nice to know. Very generous of you.”
“Too much hassle clearing out the dungeons,” explained
Colin, twisting open a door not far from the landing,
revealing a medium-sized room possessed of a dark
four-poster bed. The walls were dark green, patterned with
gold-tinted animals that looked like either dragons or
gryphons, squatting on their haunches, stylized wings
poking into the forequarters of the next beast over. He
stepped aside to let me precede him.
Dumping my bag onto the bed, I turned back around to face
Colin, who was still propping up the door. I shoved my hair
out of my eyes. “Thanks. Really. It’s really nice of you to have
me here.”
Colin didn’t mouth any of the usual platitudes about it being
no problem, or being delighted to have me. Instead, he
tipped his head in the direction of the hall and said, “The loo
is two doors down to your left, the hot water tends to cut out
after ten minutes, and the .ush needs to be jiggled three
times before it settles.”
“Right,” I said. He got points for honesty, at least. “Got it. Loo
on the left, two jiggles.”
“Three jiggles,” Colin corrected.
“Three,” I repeated firmly, as though I was actually going to
remember. I trailed along after Colin down the hallway.
“Eloise?” A few yards ahead, Colin was holding open a door
at the end of the hall.
“Sorry!” I scurried down the length of the hall to catch up,
plunging breathlessly through the doorway. Crossing my
arms over my chest, I said, a little too heartily, “So this is the
library.”
There certainly couldn’t be any doubt on that score; never
had a room so resembled popular preconception. The walls
were paneled in rich, dark wood, although the .nish had
worn off the edges in spots where books had scraped against
the wood in passing one too many times. A whimsical iron
staircase curved to the balcony, the steps narrowing into
pie-shaped wedges that promised a broken neck to the
unwary. I tilted my head back, dizzied by the sheer number
of books, row upon row, more than the most devoted
bibliophile could hope to consume in a lifetime of reading. In
one corner, a pile of crumbling paperbacks—James Bond, I
noticed, squinting sideways, in splashy seventies
covers—struck a slightly incongruous note. I spotted a
moldering pile of Country Life cheek by jowl with a
complete set of Trevelyan’s History of England in the
original Victorian bindings. The air was rich with the smell of
decaying paper and old leather bindings.
Downstairs, where I stood with Colin, the shelves made way
for four tall windows, two to the east and two to the north, all
hung with rich red draperies checked with blue, in the
obverse of the red-flecked blue carpet. On the west wall, the
bookshelves surrendered pride of place to a massive .replace,
topped with a carved hood to make Ivanhoe proud, and large
enough to roast a serf.
In short, the library was a Gothic fantasy.
My face fell.
“It’s not original.”
“No, you poor innocent,” said Colin. “The entire house was
gutted not long before the turn of the century. The last
century,” he added pointedly.
“Gutted?” I bleated.
Oh, fine, I know it’s silly, but I had harbored romantic
images of walking where the Purple Gentian had walked,
sitting at the desk where he had penned those hasty notes
upon which the fate of the kingdom rested, viewing the
kitchen where his meals had been prepared.... I made a
disgusted face at myself. At this rate, I was only one step
away from going through the Purple Gentian’s garbage,
hugging his discarded port bottles to my palpitating bosom.
“Gutted,” repeated Colin firmly.
“The floor plan?” I asked pathetically.
“Entirely altered.”
“Damn.”
The laugh lines at the corners of his mouth deepened.
“I mean,” I prevaricated, “what a shame for posterity.”
Colin raised an eyebrow. “It’s considered one of the great
examples of the arts and crafts movement. Most of the
wallpaper and drapes were designed by William Morris, and
the old nursery has fireplace tiles by Burne-Jones.”
“The Pre-Raphaelites are distinctly overrated,” I said bitterly.
Colin strolled over to the window, hands behind his back.
“The gardens haven’t been changed. You can always go for a
stroll around the grounds if the Victorians begin to
overwhelm you.”
“That won’t be necessary,” I said, with as much dignity as I
could muster. “All I need is your archives.”
“Right,” said Colin briskly, turning away from the window.
“Let’s get you set, then, shall we?”
“Do you have a muniments room?” I asked, tagging along
after him.
“Nothing so grand.” Colin strode straight towards one of the
bookcases, causing me a momentary flutter of alarm. The
books on the shelf certainly looked elderly—at least, if the
dust on the spines was anything to go by—but they were all
books. Printed matter. When Mrs. Selwick-Alderly had said
there were records at Selwick Hall, she hadn’t speci.ed what
kind of records. For all I knew, she might well have meant
one of those dreadful Victorian vanity publications compiled
from “missing” records, titled “Some Documents Formerly
in the Possession of the Selwick Family but Tragically
Dropped Down a Privy Last Year.” They never cited their
sources, and they tended to excerpt only those bits they
found interesting, cutting out anything that might not
redound to the greater credit of the ancestry.
But Colin bypassed the rows of leather-bound books.
Instead, he hunkered down in front of the elaborately carved
mahogany wainscoting that ran, knee-high, around the
length of the room, in a movement as smooth as it was
unexpected.
“Hunh?” I nearly tripped over him, stopping so short that
one of my knees banged into his shoulder blades. Grabbing
the edge of a bookshelf to steady myself, I stared down in
bewilderment as Colin bent over the wooden paneling, his
head blocking my view of whatever it was he was doing. All
I could see was sun-streaked hair, darker at the roots as the
effects of summer faded, and an expanse of bent back, broad
and muscled beneath an oxford-cloth shirt. A whiff of
shampoo, recently applied, wafted up against the stuffy
smells of closed rooms, old books, and decaying leather.
I couldn’t see what he was doing, but he must have turned
some sort of latch, because the wainscoting opened out, the
joint cleverly disguised by the pattern of the wood. Now that
I knew what to look for, there was nothing mysterious about
it at all. Glancing around the room, I could see that the
wainscoting was .ush with the edge of the shelves above,
leaving a space about two feet deep unaccounted for.
“These are all cupboards,” Colin explained brie.y, swinging
easily to his feet beside me.
“Of course,” I said, as if I had known all along, and never
harbored alarming images of being forced to read
late-Victorian transcriptions.
One thing was sure: I need have no worries about having to
entertain myself with back issues of Punch. There
were piles of heavy folios bound in marbled endpapers, a
scattering of .at cardboard envelopes looped shut with thin
spools of twine, and whole regiments of the pale gray
acid-free boxes used to hold loose documents.
“How could you have kept this to yourself all these years?” I
exclaimed, falling to my knees in front of the cupboard.
“Very easily,” said Colin dryly.
I .apped a dismissive hand in his general direction, without
interrupting my perusal. I scooted forward to see better,
tilting my head sideways to try to read the typed labels
someone had glued to the spines a long time ago, if their
yellowed state and the shape of the letters were anything to
go by. The documents seemed to be roughly organized by
person and date. The ancient labels said things like lord
richard selwick (1776–1841), correspondence,
miscellaneous, 1801–1802, or selwick hall, household
accounts, 1800–1806. Bypassing the household accounts, I
kept looking. I reached for a folio at random, drawing it
carefully out from its place next to a little pocket-sized book
bound in worn red leather.
“I’ll leave you to it, shall I?” said Colin.
“Mmm-hmm.”
The folio was a type I recognized from the British Library,
older documents pasted onto the leaves of a large blank
book, with annotations around the edges in a much later
hand. On the .rst page, an Edwardian hand had written in
slanting script, “Correspondence of Lady Henrietta Selwick,
1801–1803.”
“Dinner in an hour?”
“Mmm-hmm.”
I flipped deliberately towards the back, scanning salutations
and
dates. I was looking for references to two things: the Pink
Carnation, or the school for spies founded by the Purple
Gentian and his wife, after necessity forced them to abandon
active duty. Neither the Pink Carnation nor the spy school
had been in operation much before May of 1803. Wedging
the volume back into place, I jiggled the next one out from
underneath, hoping that they had been stacked in some sort
of chronological order.
“Arsenic with a side of cyanide?”
“Mmm-hmm.”
They had. The next folio down comprised Lady Henrietta’s
correspondence from March of 1803 to the following
November. Perfect.
On the edge of my consciousness, I heard the library door
close.
Scooting backwards, I sat down heavily on the floor next to
the open cupboard, the folio splayed open in my lap. Nestled
in the middle of Henrietta’s correspondence was a letter in a
different hand. Where Henrietta’s script was round, with
loopy letters and the occasional .ourish, this writing was
regular enough to be a computer simulation of script.
Without the aid of technological enhancement, the writing
spoke of an orderly hand, and an even more orderly mind.
More important, I knew that handwriting. I had seen it in
Mrs. Selwick-Alderly’s collection, between Amy Balcourt’s
sloppy scrawl and Lord Richard’s emphatic hand. I didn’t
even have to .ip to the signature on the following page to
know who had penned it, but I did, anyway. “Your
affectionate cousin, Jane.”
There are any number of Janes in history, most of them as
gentle and unassuming as their name. Lady Jane Grey, the
ill-fated seven-day queen of England. Jane Austen, the
sweet-faced authoress, lionized by English majors and the
BBC costume-drama-watching set.
And then there was Miss Jane Wooliston, better known as
the Pink Carnation.
I clutched the binding of the folio as though it might scuttle
away if I loosened my grip, refraining from making squealing
noises of delight. Colin probably already thought I was a
madwoman, without my providing him any additional
proof. But I was squealing inside. As far as the rest of the
historical community was concerned (I indulged in a bit of
personal gloating), the only surviving references to the Pink
Carnation were mentions in newspapers of the period, not
exactly the most reliable report. Indeed, there were even
scholars who opined that the Pink Carnation did not in fact
exist, that the escapades attributed to the mythical .ower
.gure over a ten-year period—stealing a shipment of gold
from under Bonaparte’s nose, burning down a French boot
factory, spiriting away a convoy of munitions in Portugal
during the Peninsular War, to name just a few—had been the
work of a number of unrelated actors. The Pink Carnation,
they insisted, was something like Robin Hood, a useful myth,
perpetuated to keep people’s morale up during the grim days
of the Napoleonic Wars, when England stood staunchly alone
as the rest of Europe tumbled under Napoleon’s sway.
Weren’t they in for a surprise!
I knew who the Pink Carnation was, thanks to Mrs.
Selwick-Alderly. But I needed more. I needed to be able to
link Jane Wooliston to the events attributed to the Pink
Carnation by the news sheets, to provide concrete proof that
the Pink Carnation had not only existed, but had been
continuously in operation throughout that period.
The letter in my lap was an excellent start. A reference to the
Pink Carnation would have been good. A letter from the
Pink Carnation herself was even better.
Greedily, I skimmed the first few lines.
“Dearest Cousin, Paris has been a whirl of gaiety since last I
wrote, with scarcely a moment to rest between
engagements.. . .”